Book Burnings: The Misunderstood Practice
If history has taught us anything, it's that book burnings are bad, right? WRONG! While many believe book burnings were the cries of ignorant masses tossing education and knowledge aside, they fail to understand the purpose of book burnings. I know, I know! Hitler did it, Stalin did it...blah, blah, blah! Hitler and Stalin also drank water and breathed *gasp* oxygen! You gonna stop drinking water and breathing oxygen? (actually when you fully Embrace The Silence who knows what could happen?) The point is just because "bad" people do it doesn't mean that the thing is bad, ugh! I have to explain this? Book Burning is something we hear at The Koalemosian Institute encourage and is a welcoming ceremony for new members and we always start by burning the worst book in human history...The Dictionary (more on that later). Book Burnings are all about purging yourself of awful ideas and views that differ from your own. We all do this even if we don't admit to it, burning bo