The Koalemosian Instutite

And now we've come to an article that has been awhile in the making. Today we're gonna talk about the WORST BOOK IN HUMAN HISTORY and that is The Dictionary. There are no words for how vile and evil this book truly is. Let's start with the obvious, THERE ARE SO MANY dictionaries it's unreal! Webster's, Oxford's, Merriam-Webster's, Longman's and Brewer's and so on. WHY SO MANY!? And the sickest part of it all is that it doesn't offer anything new! Why do you need so many books to explain the same words? Hmmmm?! Also the insidious nature of this tome of evil doesn't stop there. Think about it, there is a cabal of people who are changing definitions to words and adding new words. YES! There is a group of people who are actually making up words! This book has been changed so many times by many different people I'm shocked that people still think this book is somehow reliable! Every home has at least one and it's horrifying!  When my train...

If history has taught us anything, it's that book burnings are bad, right? WRONG! While many believe book burnings were the cries of ignorant masses tossing education and knowledge aside, they fail to understand the purpose of book burnings. I know, I know! Hitler did it, Stalin did it...blah, blah, blah! Hitler and Stalin also drank water and breathed *gasp* oxygen! You gonna stop drinking water and breathing oxygen? (actually when you fully Embrace The Silence who knows what could happen?) The point is just because "bad" people do it doesn't mean that the thing is bad, ugh! I have to explain this? Book Burning is something we hear at The Koalemosian Institute encourage and is a welcoming ceremony for new members and we always start by burning the worst book in human history...The Dictionary (more on that later). Book Burnings are all about purging yourself of awful ideas and views that differ from your own. We all do this even if we don't admit to it, burning bo...

now that we're in the holiday season it's a good time to sit back and take stock of all the accomplishments we've made thus far and all the things we have yet to do. if we were to mirror our success from the past we need to be forward thinking in our goals and that means getting the message about The Silence out sooner rather than later. so we're working on going p ublic a nd its been a very winding road to get through from organizing event s and recruitment rallie s to recording to getting speaking engagements, its been one thing after another, but w e're sl o wly wo r king towar d s gett i ng the me s sage ou t there that The Silence c a n c hange the world and we're all work i ng  t owards bettering h u manity. looking back on everything we've been working toward s this is gonna be huge when we finally get our message out to the world. i'll be spending this new year working even harder to bring our message to light and finally getting our work pu...