The Dictionary (The Worst Book in Human History)

And now we've come to an article that has been awhile in the making. Today we're gonna talk about the WORST BOOK IN HUMAN HISTORY and that is The Dictionary. There are no words for how vile and evil this book truly is. Let's start with the obvious, THERE ARE SO MANY dictionaries it's unreal! Webster's, Oxford's, Merriam-Webster's, Longman's and Brewer's and so on. WHY SO MANY!? And the sickest part of it all is that it doesn't offer anything new! Why do you need so many books to explain the same words? Hmmmm?! Also the insidious nature of this tome of evil doesn't stop there. Think about it, there is a cabal of people who are changing definitions to words and adding new words. YES! There is a group of people who are actually making up words! This book has been changed so many times by many different people I'm shocked that people still think this book is somehow reliable! Every home has at least one and it's horrifying! 

When my trainer Greg told me about the horrors of The Dictionary I was skeptical at first but after opening 2 of them side by side and saw that both had defined the same word the exact same way literal chills went down my spine and that's when Greg asked me the real questions; "Why so many of them?". I was stumped, dumbfounded and terrified. People own these books and yet they offer nothing new, all of them say the exact same things and sometimes they might be worded a little different but they're all the same. Also scarier still...do you even remember buying a dictionary? You don't, do you? They just sort of appear...who puts them there? Forces working against The Silence, that's who! So called "teachers" push kids to "look it up" instead of searching for the knowledge within The Silence. We fill their little heads with empty, meaningless words...almost brings tears to my eyes....I have an Immersion session coming up, but I just might find a dictionary and burn it...Embrace The Silence.

-by. Emi Glader