The Koalemosian Instutite

So as we all know by now, 2 "celebrities" got in an altercation at some award show called the Oscars. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock after Chris made a "joke" about his wife, Jada. If this isn't a CLEAR example of our philosophy in action, I don't know what is! WORD ARE VIOLENCE! WORDS ARE EVIL! If Chris Rock would have embraced The Silence, we wouldn't have a problem. But now Will Smith's career is destroyed and Chris Rock is being praised for his hurtful words? How backwards is our world?

 OMG! I knew this was gonna be good but was this EVER GOOD! OH MY GOODNESS! I'm sorry this is so late but I had to had to had to write this! Man, I'm still trying to come down from the high of just how good this was! So as you all know a certain "Dr" Jacob Natham has been harassing us here at The Koalemosian Institute, calling us everything but what we are and has openly challenged our founder Kevin Rainier to a debate. He's been doing this ever since the movement started gaining ground, that was before my time...yeah...he needs to get a life. Anyway, our amazing Founder Kevin Rainier hasn't said a word to the desperate "Dr" Natham about a debate and rightfully so, The "Dr" is so beneath Kevin it's unreal. However, "Dr" Natham continued to spout lie after lie about our movement and our leader to the point where enough was enough. After years of constant harassment, it was finally time to kick some ass! Our good friends a Wokes...

And now we've come to an article that has been awhile in the making. Today we're gonna talk about the WORST BOOK IN HUMAN HISTORY and that is The Dictionary. There are no words for how vile and evil this book truly is. Let's start with the obvious, THERE ARE SO MANY dictionaries it's unreal! Webster's, Oxford's, Merriam-Webster's, Longman's and Brewer's and so on. WHY SO MANY!? And the sickest part of it all is that it doesn't offer anything new! Why do you need so many books to explain the same words? Hmmmm?! Also the insidious nature of this tome of evil doesn't stop there. Think about it, there is a cabal of people who are changing definitions to words and adding new words. YES! There is a group of people who are actually making up words! This book has been changed so many times by many different people I'm shocked that people still think this book is somehow reliable! Every home has at least one and it's horrifying!  When my train...

At LONG last, for YEARS...literally YEARS "Dr" Jacob Namath has been calling out our founder Kevin Rainier for a debate. This so called "Doctor" of "communication" has stated that Kevin is starting a cult of personality and that he's saying "nothing of substance". My goodness! It sickens me how arrogant some people are when facing something they CLEARLY don't understand. "Dr" Namath is gonna get his clock cleaned this Friday in their "debate". When we were just building our movement we shyed away from doing speaking events and debates but now that we're going public it seemed like the right time do this. Luckily our friends at Wokesobique University decided to chip in for "Dr" Namath's speaking fee...Kevin didn't need any money...just sayin'. They'll be doing a Q & A and a meet and greet after where "Dr" Namath will no doubt be shilling his book...I just may buy one so I can ...

Last night was a welcoming ceremony for new members and we did our standard book burnings (I brought a dictionary, like usual) but as I sat there by the lake on campus and had a thought about our future. Kevin often shares his thoughts about what our end game is. He talked about The Silence and what that meant for us. There is such a divide between us and the rest of the world, the world of words...it feels...gosh! It feels like such a burden to carry all of the truths The Silence bestows upon us and not be able to share them because people are so stuck on words and things having to "make sense". Nothing "makes sense". This is so stupid! This project we've been working on is SO important. Embrace The Silence. -By. Emi Glader

I've been busy as of late. It's been awhile since my last post and my work is finally coming to a close. We're closer than ever to going public with our message and even though we may reach and inspire a few people I'm still satisfied with the work I've done. Could I have done more? Of course. Did I drag my feet and procrastinate when I should have been active? Absolutely. But what I definitely didn't do is trash every opportunity I had to make use of the things that we offered to me. I booked speaking events and made phone call after phone call. A lot didn't work out but in the end this is what I have to offer and I'm proud of it. I know Kevin is proud of it to. I've been working so hard behind the scenes trying to get everyone to Embrace The Silence and I am SO CLOSE! -Emi Glader

If history has taught us anything, it's that book burnings are bad, right? WRONG! While many believe book burnings were the cries of ignorant masses tossing education and knowledge aside, they fail to understand the purpose of book burnings. I know, I know! Hitler did it, Stalin did it...blah, blah, blah! Hitler and Stalin also drank water and breathed *gasp* oxygen! You gonna stop drinking water and breathing oxygen? (actually when you fully Embrace The Silence who knows what could happen?) The point is just because "bad" people do it doesn't mean that the thing is bad, ugh! I have to explain this? Book Burning is something we hear at The Koalemosian Institute encourage and is a welcoming ceremony for new members and we always start by burning the worst book in human history...The Dictionary (more on that later). Book Burnings are all about purging yourself of awful ideas and views that differ from your own. We all do this even if we don't admit to it, burning bo...

MY GOODNESS! I'm still coming down from the high of the event at Wokesobquie University! Kevin was amazing as always but Dr. Gabhanna made many wonderful points about how communication has evolved over time. It's so lame that we're limited to words. Words are seriously a danger to the planet. All things that maintain a form of coherence are by in nature evil since our natural state is chaos. This is why our Immersions are SO important! Getting away from words and coherence is important in we're to Embrace The Silence.  By. Emi Glader

now that we're in the holiday season it's a good time to sit back and take stock of all the accomplishments we've made thus far and all the things we have yet to do. if we were to mirror our success from the past we need to be forward thinking in our goals and that means getting the message about The Silence out sooner rather than later. so we're working on going p ublic a nd its been a very winding road to get through from organizing event s and recruitment rallie s to recording to getting speaking engagements, its been one thing after another, but w e're sl o wly wo r king towar d s gett i ng the me s sage ou t there that The Silence c a n c hange the world and we're all work i ng  t owards bettering h u manity. looking back on everything we've been working toward s this is gonna be huge when we finally get our message out to the world. i'll be spending this new year working even harder to bring our message to light and finally getting our work pu...

Why do musicians even bother these days? More musical so called artists screaming and wailing without any idea of what they're talking about. This comes to us from a group who call themselves Disturbed and I agree doing a cover of a song made famous by Simon and Garfunkle. The song is called "The Sound Of Silence" and you'd think in the true Koalemosian spirit they'd actually record silence to really help people EMBRACE THE SILENCE! But no, instead we get is 4:08 of a man basically crying and discord instruments. We here at The Koalemosian Institute believe that The Silence is a sacred thing for Disturbed or Simon and Garfunkle to reduce it to noise is shameful and sad. Stuff like this makes me so angry. Luckily I have an Immersion session coming, I really need to calm down. By. Emi Glader

Here we have a rapper named Hopsin. This song foolishly points out the "errors" in "mumble" rap. Rap music today is so full of profanity and sexual imagery that it can hardly be described as music, if music were something we were defending (and we're not), can you really call songs like "WAP" music? Maybe you're thinking Mozart or Beethoven? Also garbage but we'll forgive them for now and turn our attention to this. Hopsin thinks he's making fun of mumble rap when in reality he's just show casing how dumb he really is.  What Hopsin is failing to do is a technique in Immersion we call "Jibberish" where we make noise without using any type of words. This helps us lose coherence and fully embrace The Silence. Hopsin is failing at this because low and behold HE'S ACTUALLY SAYING WORDS! If he really wanted to make fun of rap music, simply make a song, don't steal our techniques and do them poorly and then call yourself maki...

 Depeche Mode is apparently I world renowed musical group but if they were worth anything than they would actually be smart. "Enjoy The Silence" is a song they made back in 1990, sounds a little too much like our mantra "Embrace The Silence", but you can tell Depeche Mode knew little to nothing about "The Silence". While spouting our philosophies in this song by saying "words are very unnecessary" they fail to do just that by having lyrics in the song. How is anyone supposed to enjoy the silence if you're talking? This song is a complete failure to understand The Silence and what we represent. Give it a listen if you can stand it and you tell me if they've completely missed the boat on understanding our philosophy. They're right, words can only do harm. We here at Koalemosian Institute believe that words are an inherent danger to humanity and can even destroy the environment. -By. Emi Glader

Our amazing founder Kevin Rainier is doing a speaking event! While we at The Koalemosian Institute are dedicated to finding alternative means of communication, we're unfortunately resigned to having to speak verbally about our ideals. The first step in going public with our movement starts now! Get some tickets and check it out if you're in the Wokesobique area! I'll be there! -By. Emi Glader

It's been a long long time trying to get here but we're finally working on making our organization public however, we're lacking the tools to do so. The road has been long and frustrating but we're slowly getting ready to unveil our organization, stay tuned and EMBRACE THE SILENCE! -By. Emi Glader